(Source: bettenshmetten, via ablativeofyourmotherssorrow)
| *Pollen accidentally enters body* | |
| What the hell is that? | Immune system: |
| Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl- | Pollen: |
| OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK | Immune system: |
| What?!? No! We just got lo- | Pollen: |
| OPEN THE FLOODGATES | Immune system: |
| The what? | Pollen: |
| Sir. All the floodgates? | Mucus membranes: |
| ALL OF THEM. | Immune system: |
| Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi- | Pollen: |
| [Dramatic music] | |
| *Sneezes* | Me: |
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
(via buttcardigans)
why do i always seem to have the higher morals…
i absolutely refuse.